Source: Paul Williams Would Put Floyd “In A Cemetary”

January 13th, 2010

A source with close relations to Paul Williams recently told me his charge Paul Williams will annihilate and abuse Floyd Mayweather in the ring, to the point where “The Punisher” would put the pound-for-pound pretender “in a cemetary.” (Note: I WILL reveal this source if I have to, to protect my credibility as a truth-seeking journalist who would never engage in fabricating stories to serve the needs of an entity in a desperate position to restore the damaged reputation of a cowardly boxer it promotes.)

Here is some more of what this source said about the intriguing but most unlikely Williams vs. Mayweather clash: “Well, Paul does a lot of things. People love to see him because they don’t know what to expect from this guy. He doesn’t set a pattern. If you’re looking for him to follow a pattern, you’re not gonna get it. Who gives you that [imitates Floyd's shoulder roll defense]? That wouldn’t work with us. [Imitates again Floyd on defense.] This wouldn’t work with us. He has this [source points to the top sides of his head.] But we’ll tear that off. The top part. It got to come off [laughs]. You know what I’m saying? He tucks his chin like this. Oh, so I can’t get to the head? We don’t want his chin [laughs and points to the top sides of his head, indicating they want Floyd's head not chin.]”

While right now Mayweather and his sidekick Leonard Ellerbe are searching to cherry pick the safest, least dangerous handpick for his next sparring session – pardon me, HBO pay-per-view fight – BoxingInsider.com will 100% guarantee you Paul “The Punisher” Williams will not be selected.

If Mayweather does pick Williams for his next opponent, I will change my byline, for one year, to read: Scoop “I Love Floyd Mayweather” Malinowski.